Julie Burchill in phone-it-in / my editor-is-middle-class-so-they'll-swallow-this-half-ass-stereotype-soup bullshit shocker!
In a flagrant abuse of journalistic integrity, it seems that faded wit Burchill, 51, has based her whole article on the honest hard work of the honest hard-working bigots that congregate like meat flies on the comments pages of the Bristol Evening Post website thisisbristol.co.uk!
Burchill (TWO Working Class parents, don't you know, I don't know whether she has ever mentioned them?), a naturalised Londoner, makes the same outrageous claims that the honest hard-working bigots of Bristol make, but mysteriously over TWO WEEKS after our local hard-working bigots mined the VERY SAME empty seam of baseless stereotypes and corn-fed, inch-deep propaganda!
Coincidence? Or is it?
CHECK OUT next week's Burchill column in which she EXCLUSIVELY reveals much, MUCH more!
WHY Toytown Trotskyites (I thought they all died out in the 80's?.....oh, of course, she's 51) flew helicopters over the city all night, keeping residents awake!
WHEN Big Business isn't bad, as long as the money-grabbing boss was once working class (wasn't she once...?... and isn't she now...?.. ahhh, ok), and Tescos are especially good because the person who set it up was in the RAF a hundred years ago!
HOW Hardcore 'anarchist leaders' hypnotized their stupid, keffiyeh middle-class followers from Oxbridge into becoming self-aware, self-organised working class men and women from Kingsdown and St Pauls!
WHAT the Bullingdon Club would have done instead if 160 coked-up police had stormed into their area and started acting like they could do whatever they liked, and why that would have been better than what actually did happen! (not that Burchill has a fucking clue what that was)