MAD PRIDE DAY
FREE NORMALITY TESTING
BATH ABBEY CHURCHYARD 
MONDAY JULY 14TH 2008  midday onwards

TO CELEBRATE Mad Pride Day the MAD HATTERS OF BATH are offering free normality testing to the general public and tourists in Bath City Centre from 12 noon onwards.

Concerns over the growing numbers of non-normal people have meant the British Government has had to introduce many new laws. 
These include anti-terrorist legislation, which does not just affect ‘traditional terrorists’ but also the new breed of ‘dangerous demonstrative environmental activist’.
The criminal justice legislation is renowned for its restrictions on travellers, making living in a vehicle or caravan not just ‘not normal’, but also illegal.
ASBO’s are used to keep teenagers under control.
The changes to the mental health act means forcible medication of people living in the community is easier than it ever has been.
Publicity campaigns funded by the Government and administered by MIND, RETHINK and Mental Health Media all contrast mental well being (normal) and mental illness (deviant). 
There are far too many mentally ill, or as we prefer to say ‘non-normal’ people in Britain today and we must, as a matter of national urgency, help find and normalise these ill people as soon as possible. 
We do not like labelling people but it is imperative that we find those who are normal and hopefully their normality can be diagnosed and stored and maybe we will be able to teach ‘normality’ self- management techniques to those who are outside the normality spectrum. 
We are expecting this radical new technique to immediately reduce any extreme of mood or ideas, and the general public will know they are safe as their views are filtered down to the lowest common denominator of normality.
We expect this to mean 
A life time of moaning.
Persistent vegetative TV viewing
Saturday night drinking for the under 30’s
Shopping, shopping and more shopping
Life enhancing removal of body hair
Total disregard of the exploitation of the planet or people on it.

ALTERNATIVELY Come down to Abbey Churchyard Bath and celebrate your right to be different. Music, theatre, dance, comedy and performance are all welcome at 
THE GRAND ‘NOT NORMAL’ CELEBRATION

Contact us on 
bathmadhatters@hotmail.co.uk